Ummm... I know this is out of nowhere but I've been itching to discuss about the topic of Homosexuality, and am willing to give you the insight of my opinion! XD
Without further ado, here you go~
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A throng of silhoutte entities emerged from the veil of darkness. Vague steps approached slowly, in a melody of fluttering rhythm, accompanied by the crickets which rang a mellow anthem song accustomed of their kind. Night was the king and day was the queen. But tonight, the ethereal carriage was lowered from the firm shoulders of exquisitely-garbed-men, beyond the semi-transparent veil, the human queen emerged. A fine red yukata completed with soft yellow jonquil daffodils patterns, humbly-clipped long black tresses, and the barest hint of a smile peeked behind her Alstroemeria-styled fan.
Ambivalence was her trait and yet the people adored her for it.
"Good evening", she hummed pleasantly, "I am currently faced with a controversial predicament. Would you mind to help?"
"One night, a woman came to me. She acted as the spokesperson of her family, and came complaining that she was disgusted by her 'unfortunate' discovery of two men engaged in an 'indecent' behaviour together. She demanded that justice should correctly judge the sinful 'transgression' "
"But another night, a man came to me. He was crying while holding another man in his arms, a limp lifeless one. His testimony revealed that several villagers had advanced on his lover and mercilessly took his last breath. He also, demanded for justice"
Murmurs resonated among the crowd of her loyal subordinates, one spoke pity, and another spoke condemn. She silenced them with a simple gesture of her delicate arm, "I am currently in a state of contradiction. At one side, I wish to stake the fact that a man is born to be one with a woman. But at another side, my heart tells me that every person deserves to choose his own love-partner, despite the anomaly of the gender"
"I can't fathom which is right and which is wrong. It is undeniable that a man is created to be with a woman. It is within the order of the nature. It is also emphasized with the biological fact that humans' bodies are designed to reproduce using the particular distinctive sexual-organs of a man and a woman. But I also couldn't shake the fact that a man is mourning the lost of his lover, alone, and shunned by his fellow friends, who immediately cut all connection to him upon the discovery of his sexual-orientation. It is, in a way, a thorn to several of the common human rights"
"I don't believe that any point-of-view is the ultimate justice, but I find myself contemplating more on the fact that humans are supposed to have the gift of liberty. Not only from torture or slavery, but also the liberty to choose his own sexual preference. Because of the simple fact that one of the humans' greatest happiness in life laid in their feeling of mutual love, of whom they give the entirety of their bodies and souls, and of whom they are ready to spend eternity with"
"Life is a gift. And everyone wishes to make the most out of their brief ones. Let nothing thwarts your chosen path of life. My father... taught it to me", the queen smiled, "I still am deciding what will be of this matter. And I am more than pleased to hear what you have to say..."
Ambivalence was her trait and yet the people adored her for it. Because it allowed her to be fully-open and aware of the nooks and crooks of every collising contradiction. But then it didn't really solve the actual predicament... and the world still rolls around the opposing opinions of homosexuality.
Because two sides of a coin can never meet~
She retreated. The men bowed towards the nearing presence of their mistress and the gentle flutter of her clothing in the night breeze was the last seen of her . And then, a brief moment later, they were no more.
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Phew~ That was such a relief! I don't know how it could turn into a story-like version but the image of the queen and her guards just appeared in my mind and I need to just write it out! I hope you can summarize what I think about homosexuality during that short appeared-out-of-the-blue story. Last thing to say: Mwahahahahaha!!!
~HinagikuHaven
Woe is Her
Friday, October 19, 2012
~Devil May Show Up~
Lalalalala here I am again!!! So very happy at the chance to accost you all even if it is virtual (plus one-way)!
Ok, now this is completely random, more random than the previous post, but I don't have any more ideas left .____.
I wrote the text I would post below during the final test of my school. I was a middle-schooler at that time. I just got so bored because I've already finished my test and didn't have anything to do other than idling and people-watching around. So yeah... I decided to write a description of a beautiful woman. But not just a regular woman, because it would be boring if I did, I wrote a demon one.
I imagined her to be one of the characters in Inuyasha, my favorite anime~ :)
This is completely unedited from its original so forgive me for any mispell or grammar-mistake or bad vocabulary. XD
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Black wings sprouted out of her back, expanding wide and gave her a sense of dangerous aura. The pair of wings were shaped just like a devil, the only thing differed her from them was the long and black reptilian tail, circling over her thighs down to her ankles. It swayed back and forth with each step she took, each movement was precise and sharp. It looked so real.
In place of warm deep honey eyes were bright golden iris’ with slitted pupils. Each orb shone like color of sun like a pool of golden liquid. Specks of the darker one could be faintly seen within the swiveling golden sea. Long luscious tresses flowed gracefully down her back to her mid thighs, each strand was silky soft and the color of the deepest black. Sheens of gold reflected among the deep onyx-black curtain when the ray of light fell onto a certain angle. Her skin, a complete contrast from all the dark color, was pale and flawless with a healthy tan adorning it.
In the middle of her forehead, a small lavender diamond-like shaped tattoo stood elegantly. A pair of single jagged pink stripes on her high cheekbones, matching perfectly with her pink-colored eyelids.
The angelic face, so pure and fair, was the complete opposite of all the dark demonic traits she possessed.
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Alright, I know it sucks, but I couldn't really concentrate because I was apparently writing it during the final test, of which was literally the most important time of the semester, in a piece of small paper. But I couldn't help it! I was just so bored~
I regret saying farewell to you but may we meet again at other posts *deep bow before being tackled by a shoe of an annoyed reader*
~HinagikuHaven
Woe is Her
Ok, now this is completely random, more random than the previous post, but I don't have any more ideas left .____.
I wrote the text I would post below during the final test of my school. I was a middle-schooler at that time. I just got so bored because I've already finished my test and didn't have anything to do other than idling and people-watching around. So yeah... I decided to write a description of a beautiful woman. But not just a regular woman, because it would be boring if I did, I wrote a demon one.
I imagined her to be one of the characters in Inuyasha, my favorite anime~ :)
This is completely unedited from its original so forgive me for any mispell or grammar-mistake or bad vocabulary. XD
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Black wings sprouted out of her back, expanding wide and gave her a sense of dangerous aura. The pair of wings were shaped just like a devil, the only thing differed her from them was the long and black reptilian tail, circling over her thighs down to her ankles. It swayed back and forth with each step she took, each movement was precise and sharp. It looked so real.
Impossibly real on a
human body
Or perhaps she was not
human to begin with.
Then it would all make
sense, how she all but glided on the forest floor like she was the owner of the
forest itself, the way she walked with such an inhuman grace. Each movement was
perfectly balanced like nothing could falter her animal grace like steps,
footsteps not making the slightest sound which was not possible considering
that the whole forest floor was covered with a thick layer of dry leaves.In place of warm deep honey eyes were bright golden iris’ with slitted pupils. Each orb shone like color of sun like a pool of golden liquid. Specks of the darker one could be faintly seen within the swiveling golden sea. Long luscious tresses flowed gracefully down her back to her mid thighs, each strand was silky soft and the color of the deepest black. Sheens of gold reflected among the deep onyx-black curtain when the ray of light fell onto a certain angle. Her skin, a complete contrast from all the dark color, was pale and flawless with a healthy tan adorning it.
In the middle of her forehead, a small lavender diamond-like shaped tattoo stood elegantly. A pair of single jagged pink stripes on her high cheekbones, matching perfectly with her pink-colored eyelids.
The angelic face, so pure and fair, was the complete opposite of all the dark demonic traits she possessed.
Her image was both the angel and the devil.
Pure and evil blend together, so impossibly
perfect and immaculate..
Alright, I know it sucks, but I couldn't really concentrate because I was apparently writing it during the final test, of which was literally the most important time of the semester, in a piece of small paper. But I couldn't help it! I was just so bored~
I regret saying farewell to you but may we meet again at other posts *deep bow before being tackled by a shoe of an annoyed reader*
~HinagikuHaven
Woe is Her
~Coockle Doodle Doo!!!
Heya my loyal folks! Welcome again to my not-so-important blog to hear my stupid chatting over a stupid matter!
And today, I wish to discuss the stupidest topic you will find yourself categorize it to be... CHICKENS! :3
Oh my God look at that!!!! They are so @#%^*(&*(*$%":"<> cute!!! The cutest being ever!!! I mean they are so beautiful, and cute, and fluffy, and cute, and adorable, and cute, and-
Okay, ehem, I'm sorry for becoming so weird all of a sudden, I mean you must be all thinking among the same line of the absurdity of loving alive chickens because you normally find them baked and yummy in a gold platter somewhere ._____. But I couldn't help it! I love chickens from a long time ago, and so does the rest of my family. My mom is not particularly fond of the idea of raising chickens in her tranquil and happy house but she finally relented because of the continuous annoying whines from my lovely lil bro and of course, the most persistent force, me.
I, of course, keep them as pets and currently I have three of 'em in my house, and they're NOT the common filthy stray emaciated bald-in-several-places chickens you normally find along the streets! They are of rare breeds and of pretty regretful price considering how tiny they are and the fact that they are merely chickens. But I must thank my parents because they bought me the relatively expensive lovable pets for our family to keep! Yay!!!
Up to now, I have raised 14 chickens in total. Where did they all go you ask? Several of them died peacefully of old-age, several of them died not-so-peacefully because of ailments, several of them died pretty-not-so-peacefully because something hard were stuck in their throats, and several of them died ultimately-not-so-peacefully because we kill them immediately when the plague of avian influenza was currently the hot worrying topic in the country. You could say that I bailed my eyes out on that day and refused dinner because my family served my dear chickens as *peep* dinner to me!!! *Angrily torture an innocent dolphin doll near my bed*
Huuum.... what else? I think that's enough. I'm sorry I couldn't post any of my chickens images because it is already too late to take some pictures. Maybe I will when I have time though!
Bye Bye!!!
~HinagikuHaven
Woe is Her
And today, I wish to discuss the stupidest topic you will find yourself categorize it to be... CHICKENS! :3
Okay, ehem, I'm sorry for becoming so weird all of a sudden, I mean you must be all thinking among the same line of the absurdity of loving alive chickens because you normally find them baked and yummy in a gold platter somewhere ._____. But I couldn't help it! I love chickens from a long time ago, and so does the rest of my family. My mom is not particularly fond of the idea of raising chickens in her tranquil and happy house but she finally relented because of the continuous annoying whines from my lovely lil bro and of course, the most persistent force, me.
I, of course, keep them as pets and currently I have three of 'em in my house, and they're NOT the common filthy stray emaciated bald-in-several-places chickens you normally find along the streets! They are of rare breeds and of pretty regretful price considering how tiny they are and the fact that they are merely chickens. But I must thank my parents because they bought me the relatively expensive lovable pets for our family to keep! Yay!!!
Up to now, I have raised 14 chickens in total. Where did they all go you ask? Several of them died peacefully of old-age, several of them died not-so-peacefully because of ailments, several of them died pretty-not-so-peacefully because something hard were stuck in their throats, and several of them died ultimately-not-so-peacefully because we kill them immediately when the plague of avian influenza was currently the hot worrying topic in the country. You could say that I bailed my eyes out on that day and refused dinner because my family served my dear chickens as *peep* dinner to me!!! *Angrily torture an innocent dolphin doll near my bed*
Huuum.... what else? I think that's enough. I'm sorry I couldn't post any of my chickens images because it is already too late to take some pictures. Maybe I will when I have time though!
~HinagikuHaven
Woe is Her
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Sample of Debate~
Haiya long time no see! Well I'm not gonna flatter myself with the assumption that there is actually someone out there, with the exception of my friends, who is reading this crap somewhere *drop a super exaggerated tear* Baccccht!! Imma still gonna post something anyway, eventhough it's super crappy and a definite waste of your time... because of a reason... *wink* ^o^
Today's topic is about.... debate! The actual part of the debate starts at the middle point where there's a big "!!!" sign... you can jump to that point from here if you'd like! :D
Welppp, this chicken is gonna invite a dear friend of mine to my extravagant talk-show!!! Meet the guest of honor, d'Peanut van Hohenheim!!!! *gesturing towards an imaginary door*
(Important notice: This is actually an unimportant chatting I did with a friend of mine coz we're bored n got too much time 2 spare. It started out pretty normal but then things suddenly take weird turns and before we know it, we're already in the process of debating something crazy! XD ~So there are a looot of abbreviations and mispells! Don't blame me coz I just altered it slightly to fit in here n merely copy-paste-ing it! =3=)
Peanut: Hi! *strides into the room while waving vigorously*
Me: Good to see you're still alive and well my dear friend!
Peanut: Well, the world still needs a peanut like me to bring 'em happiness eh?
Me: Ooow~ Aren't you a bucket of sunshine! *cooing for some reason* Anyway, I miss you so much peanut! I wanna cry in happiness :')
Peanut: Just express ur tears of happiness dude! :D *got slapped
Me: Ok!!! I'm pourin it 2 a water vessel now! U can drink it n taste how grateful I am!!! >=)
Peanut: Yeaaa sure~ wkwkwk but why dun u use it as a seasoning 4 ur food? It's salty rite? :>
Me: But dere's no use if I consume my own feelings, I need 2 give it 2 sumone who is responsible 4 it rite? ;;)
Peanut: Alrite", if u r dat happy, will I be d happiest girl in d world by drinking dat? XD
Me: Yep!!! N dun't worry if it's yellow, it certainly won't happen 2 be my bro's urine >=)
Peanut: Dude, I can differentiate which one is tears and which one is actually pee (‾⌣‾"٥) Or, I cud force u 2 drink it instead! >=)
Me: Wat if I decolorize d yellow by usin chemical substance?? *mad scientist mode on* I dun't think u can! Coz I'll slip it inside ur water bottle!!!
Peanut: Den if I die u'd be d responsible one!>=) But d smell is still recognizeable rite??XD
Me: Yesss but if u die u won't c me gettin responsible rite? So wat's d point?? Noooope, Ill use special potion! XD
Peanut: Nooooo!! I've gotta scatter around beartraps!! XD
Me: Like dey wud work against a genius human like me! XD
Peanut: Yup" dey wud work, bcoz d peanut here is also a genius >=)
Me: Peanuts dun't huv any brains!!! :>
Peanut: Well, super peanut the world conqueror like me have n it's beyond genius level >=)
Me: Welp, det raises another question, where d hell a peanut cud put its brains?? D inside of ur shell r filled wid 2 or more of ur fat bodies!!! XD
Peanut: Umm.. I left it... In d peanut jar?? XD
Me: Den how d hell can u think??? High frequency transmission???
Peanut: Yup, my brain has somekind of wireless router!XD
Me: =3= wat a liar... Dere's no friggin way! A peanut is a peanut!! XD
Peanut: But then again there's also peanuts w/ brain like me!! *very persistent
Me: It's biologically universally atomically brainically not possible!!! >=)
Peanut: But it's peanutly possible!!XD
Me: Is not! ƪ(~˛ ~)
Peanut: Ahahaha u just won't accept d fact dat dere's a genius peanut (σ¬-̮¬)-σ
Me: Noo~ I cudn't accept d fact det dere is a stupid peanut who is claimin 2 d smart! XD
Peanut: Well, apparently d fact u cannot accept is dat dere's actually a peanut w/ intelligence of above human's average (`▽´)-σ
Me: Of coz I can't accept det! Det's just plain impossible n absurd!!! Peanuts r plain tubers! *dunno if it's right or not actually*
Peanut: Dere's always a logic we can't understand, my friend :) *was kicked out of her jar and sent flying across the room
Me: Even if dere is, dere's no way a peanut like u can understand or even teachin it 2 me! *n den stomp on d peanut >=)
Peanut: Yea, like u can! :p *rolls aside 2 dodge d human stampede
Me: I can! Bcoz I'm human!! *pulls out a hammer n starts chasin d rollin peanut
Peanut: Nonononono shit just got real serious! D: *rolls into a bag whr I stashed miniguns n starts shooting
Me: Muahahahaha I ain't serious! I am murderous!!! >=) *xpertly defend d bullets wid d hammer
Peanut: Help! Peanut abuse!! :'( *calls 911 while continuously reloading n throwing guns which had ran out of bullet n switching 2 new ones
Me: No one wud help a peanut!!! Mwahahhaha!!! >=) *chargin wid full armor while shooting bazookas*
Peanut: Who wud want 2 help a maniac like u either! D: *summons an army of peanuts
Me: Mwahahahaha no matter how many u r, u r still peanuts!!! *steppin furiously on d walkin peanuts*
Peanut: Nooo u evil twisted human!! I swear to my peanutly blood I will enslave all mankind in this world, and the leguminoceae empire will rise!! D: *trying to dodge yet another stampede
"!!!" HOT DEBATE HERE!!! TOPIC: "The Vitallity of Peanuts' Existences on this Earth" *sweatdrop* I seriously don't know how our conversations could go into this kind of stupid debate with an equally stupid motion... *slaps forehead*
Me: Hohohoho wat a mighty roar of death-wish! All u huv in det body of urs is a pack of filthy cholestrol!!! N homo sapien will trample upon ur kind!!! *continue steppin on peanuts
Peanut: We are good cholestrol!! N if d mankind hates cholestrol dat much, why r u still feeding upon us, striped us of our source of power, abducted us from our residence, and incinerate us in a condemned metal which mankind refer to as frying pan?! D: *continuing 2 deliver a heartbreaking speech frm d top of d shelf
Me: *speechless* wow det was actually a vry amazing point... But of coz dere r still humans who adore ur taste, xpecially if u've been turned 2 peanutjam! N d reason why u'r stripped off ur soil is bcoz we humans planted u! We'r free 2 do as u please wid u! >=) *throwin bombs on top of d shelf*
Peanut: But now it's time for us the peanutkind to be free from this imperialism! Let us see a new land where we will walk away in freedom, not as a human's property but a free peanut individual! Ouch! *epic thrown away frm the shelf bcos of d explosion
Me: Wat wud become of our land if brainless peanuts rule upon it? Wat wud bcome of us if irresponsible peanuts reign the rules wid deir selfish authority? Wat wud bcome d society if peanuts r given d same rights as humans, d highest entities of god's creation??? *stomp towards d fallen peanut
Peanut: Humans wud stop torturing us species from the kingdom of plantae! And you humans, are the one who selfishly enough to consume the body of the species u rule over! It's time for you to end your dynasty, humans!! D: *slipped inside your shoes
*wat a speech lol XD
Me: Kingdom plantae shud just bow down on us d superior beings like they've always had 4 d past millions of years! We RULE over u, so u belong 2 us n we're free 2 do as u please 2 u lowly beings! Our dynasty will end if d world ends!!! *crush d peanut inside her shoe
Peanut: It's time for us 2 mark our names in d book of history! Our fate will change, power will b twisted, n d plants shall rise from d depth of darkness! Blood shall b spilled, n heads will roll, but d true sons n daughters of plantae kingdom will stand. It's time 4 revolution!! (ง'̀Д'́)ง *wiggled n struggling 2 break out of ur feet* aaah worst mistake ever!! *struggle more n tickle ur feet
Me: Dere's no page left 4 any peanuts 2 pledge deir story in d book of history! Power will remain on d two-legged legacy, as our ingenious brains huv blessed d land wid fertility n utmost grace. D earth is no place 4 lowly beings 2 trample on d peace *crush back d peanut*
Peanut: But don't u 4get, two-legged creatures, dat u live on d land blessed wid diverse vegetations who provided you wid all u need, who bowed 2 ur authority 4 thousand of years! U, mankind, cannot live w/out us, yet u ruled us wid ur cruelity, incinerate our brothers n ravaged our sisters! We shall avenge 4 our fallen brothers, humans! *trying 2 creep out of d shoe
Me: God blessed us with dose variegated vegetations in order 4 us humans 2 work upon as our properties, u, peanuts, r only a trivial part of d kingdom of plantae, so u huv not d slightest rite 2 exploit on d name of plantae! Ur brothers or sisters r carefully developed in plausible hands in order 2 fulfill d humans needs. Even if u strive on 2 break free, dis vicious cycle of nature shall not break n we humans will remain strong 2 defend it *kick d remaining pieces of peanut off
Peanut: I believe dat u humans forgot dat we d plantkind do exist b4 d 1st of u was born! Do u forget brothers n sisters of d plants who lived in d depth of forests doesn't need u 2 grow? We were actually living in peace b4 u humans cut us down frm our roots n exploit our fruits 2 make domesticated plants as u hav in ur flower pots rite now! D: *still pathetically defend her opinion despite her shell being broken XD
Me: Plants n peanuts, we admit det we do need all of u 2 survive, but det doesn't mean we need ur permission 4 us 2 use whole of ur entities 4 humans' benefit! N furthermore, d capability of humans r proven 2 d core from d fact det u pitiful creatures still exist in dis competitive earth! It's not guaranteed det ur kind can survive d drastic climate change or d ferocity of famished animals from wiping out each n evryone of u! It is bcoz of us det u still can breath a life in d earth in exchange det one day u'll bcome an important part 2 sustain human's life! *gettin xcited bcoz d peanut doesn't fight anymore
Peanut: But u see here humans, we do help u by converting heat and water into energy and oxygen! u would be famished without us, yet we do not even if u humans don't exist, a prove dat we plantae kingdom r more superior even if we dun hav tools for mobility! N yes, we wud survive, if we dun survive, we wud hav vanished after d ice age, n I believe u hav heard d term of "pioneer organism" n u shud hav known dat they're plants, not humans! *rearraging d broken shells n prepared a stance
Me: D fact det u lack of immobility is d undeniable proof det peanuts r indeed inferior n r not given d rights of 'liberty' as stated in d Universal Declaration of HUMAN Rights! So u r abstained of any common human rights n shud remain as slaves u r det serve 4 humans! Hello? R u even fully aware of d dfinition of pioneer organism? It's d organisms det inhabit d site of natural disaster in immediate notice. N d first 2 arrive n continue life in dere r lichens n algae not useless peanuts such as U!!! N humans r more den capable of catalyse d initial step of life in d 'death' site faster den any of ur 'immobile' organisms can hope 2 achieve! So eventhough we admit det we r not d one det become d root of life, we, can proudly say, det we can be d starters of it!!! *not givin any time n lunge wid a katana
Peanut: And u see dat we, plants could penetrate through even d hardest rock, n we r literally able 2 survive everywhere, while u humans, wud not make it if not 4 d green vegetation like us! N dats why we need a law of Plant's Rights, establish it, or else, this cud turn into a plant rebellion!! *blocks wid a shield
Me: U dun't even huv any seats in d legislatives, dere's no one 2 fight 4 u in d terms of law! N u shud be grateful det humans still nurture ur kind 2 continue living bcoz we need u, if we find no purpose of ur existences, we cud just simply wipe u out of dis earth, clean, without trace... N d fact det u r inconveniently immobile certainly wudn't support ur so called plan of 'plant rebellion'.. Heloooow, dis is not plants vs zombies u peanut! *tackle d shield off
Peanut: I do not hav any seats in d legislatives, but neither do u! N by dat statement u r actually backstabbing urself, as if u find us dat useful, u shouldn't hav treated us so badly. Beware humans, u hav awakened d wrath of d peanut, n u do not know how capable she is of provocating a rebellion! Humans shall be bound beneath our roots, liana will crept onto buildings n mosses will decompose ur body, as u hav destroyed our kind! *evil laughs n gets a new shield
Me: My human friends, who wud be more den happy 2 agree wid me, do. It's not a backstab, I'm strengthening my own point of us being d highest-level det stand above all creatures det roam d earth, r fully of aware of our own power which reign above d organisms det we enslave to fulfill our needs. We do not need 2 treat u as if u r our king bcoz of d simple reason det we cud USE n MANIPULATE u without actually wipin ur pitiful existences off of dis living ground! We huv d Power! *stabs d shield 2 oblivion
Peanut: And, my dear human friend, we do aware of ur power, yet we also aware of wat cud we do, n we r warning u humans, recognize our rights n privileges as free individuals, neither food nor decoration, or ur dis is d end of ur dynasty! Do take an example of Louis XVI and Joseph Stalin. Such evil dictatorship will end crumbled beneath d tortured ones like us!! D:< *do several backrolls n jumps into a bomber plane
Me: No recognition shud be endowed 4 ur kind simply bcoz u can't even defend ur stance verbally in legal court. Wat u cud do is no more den breath, photosynthesize, grow, n morph into sumthin 2 be of use 2 us.. Our toleration is limited to how much u can be beneficial of us, otherwise, we'll eliminate u without trace effortlessly as ur puny existences dun't even possess d power of mind or free mobility 2 defend urselves.. In contradiction, I'll present u wid d example of 350-years-enslaved n tortured indonesians who can do nothing against d power of d dutch. If humans can't attempt it in such a long time, den dere's no possible way a plant can no matter how many u r!
Peanut: Wat am I trying 2 say here is dat I am actually defending my stance, n we knew dat politicians of d plantkind are also capable of doing dat. N so is our tolerance, humans. It is true dat some of u hav been beneficial 4 us d plantkind, but u see here dat u humans r commiting a mass massacre upon us! U disembowel our brother and sisters in d forest, mutilating dem into pieces of wood n craft dem into furniture! While we, r patiently watching u destroying d earth, in hope dat u as d highest entity will change for d betterment of ur own planet of residence. But we've seen enough! Ur actions r nothing but futile! This is genocide! I, as d ruler of d plantkind, declared war!! D:
Me: Uuugh, I think our little war is enough... My eyes r burnin seeing so many lines of words!!! I'm tired of thinking!!! *eyes red and sore @ dis point*
Peanut: Yay!!! *do a peanutly dance while crying with red eyes*
N d winner to this sample of fricking stupid debate is.... d'Peanut van Hohenheim!!!
N det's the end! Wow I put it all here in just 5 minutes, hooray for internet n e-mail n especially copy-paste!!! :) I hope it can show you a little bit how a debate could be like... even if it's created unintentionally... But what lesson you guys can get is don't give up your stance no matter what unlike me at the end! Hahaha ^.^"
HinagikuHaven
~Woe is Her~
Today's topic is about.... debate! The actual part of the debate starts at the middle point where there's a big "!!!" sign... you can jump to that point from here if you'd like! :D
Welppp, this chicken is gonna invite a dear friend of mine to my extravagant talk-show!!! Meet the guest of honor, d'Peanut van Hohenheim!!!! *gesturing towards an imaginary door*
(Important notice: This is actually an unimportant chatting I did with a friend of mine coz we're bored n got too much time 2 spare. It started out pretty normal but then things suddenly take weird turns and before we know it, we're already in the process of debating something crazy! XD ~So there are a looot of abbreviations and mispells! Don't blame me coz I just altered it slightly to fit in here n merely copy-paste-ing it! =3=)
Peanut: Hi! *strides into the room while waving vigorously*
Me: Good to see you're still alive and well my dear friend!
Peanut: Well, the world still needs a peanut like me to bring 'em happiness eh?
Me: Ooow~ Aren't you a bucket of sunshine! *cooing for some reason* Anyway, I miss you so much peanut! I wanna cry in happiness :')
Peanut: Just express ur tears of happiness dude! :D *got slapped
Me: Ok!!! I'm pourin it 2 a water vessel now! U can drink it n taste how grateful I am!!! >=)
Peanut: Yeaaa sure~ wkwkwk but why dun u use it as a seasoning 4 ur food? It's salty rite? :>
Me: But dere's no use if I consume my own feelings, I need 2 give it 2 sumone who is responsible 4 it rite? ;;)
Peanut: Alrite", if u r dat happy, will I be d happiest girl in d world by drinking dat? XD
Me: Yep!!! N dun't worry if it's yellow, it certainly won't happen 2 be my bro's urine >=)
Peanut: Dude, I can differentiate which one is tears and which one is actually pee (‾⌣‾"٥) Or, I cud force u 2 drink it instead! >=)
Me: Wat if I decolorize d yellow by usin chemical substance?? *mad scientist mode on* I dun't think u can! Coz I'll slip it inside ur water bottle!!!
Peanut: Den if I die u'd be d responsible one!>=) But d smell is still recognizeable rite??XD
Me: Yesss but if u die u won't c me gettin responsible rite? So wat's d point?? Noooope, Ill use special potion! XD
Peanut: Nooooo!! I've gotta scatter around beartraps!! XD
Me: Like dey wud work against a genius human like me! XD
Peanut: Yup" dey wud work, bcoz d peanut here is also a genius >=)
Me: Peanuts dun't huv any brains!!! :>
Peanut: Well, super peanut the world conqueror like me have n it's beyond genius level >=)
Me: Welp, det raises another question, where d hell a peanut cud put its brains?? D inside of ur shell r filled wid 2 or more of ur fat bodies!!! XD
Peanut: Umm.. I left it... In d peanut jar?? XD
Me: Den how d hell can u think??? High frequency transmission???
Peanut: Yup, my brain has somekind of wireless router!XD
Me: =3= wat a liar... Dere's no friggin way! A peanut is a peanut!! XD
Peanut: But then again there's also peanuts w/ brain like me!! *very persistent
Me: It's biologically universally atomically brainically not possible!!! >=)
Peanut: But it's peanutly possible!!XD
Me: Is not! ƪ(~˛ ~)
Peanut: Ahahaha u just won't accept d fact dat dere's a genius peanut (σ¬-̮¬)-σ
Me: Noo~ I cudn't accept d fact det dere is a stupid peanut who is claimin 2 d smart! XD
Peanut: Well, apparently d fact u cannot accept is dat dere's actually a peanut w/ intelligence of above human's average (`▽´)-σ
Me: Of coz I can't accept det! Det's just plain impossible n absurd!!! Peanuts r plain tubers! *dunno if it's right or not actually*
Peanut: Dere's always a logic we can't understand, my friend :) *was kicked out of her jar and sent flying across the room
Me: Even if dere is, dere's no way a peanut like u can understand or even teachin it 2 me! *n den stomp on d peanut >=)
Peanut: Yea, like u can! :p *rolls aside 2 dodge d human stampede
Me: I can! Bcoz I'm human!! *pulls out a hammer n starts chasin d rollin peanut
Peanut: Nonononono shit just got real serious! D: *rolls into a bag whr I stashed miniguns n starts shooting
Me: Muahahahaha I ain't serious! I am murderous!!! >=) *xpertly defend d bullets wid d hammer
Peanut: Help! Peanut abuse!! :'( *calls 911 while continuously reloading n throwing guns which had ran out of bullet n switching 2 new ones
Me: No one wud help a peanut!!! Mwahahhaha!!! >=) *chargin wid full armor while shooting bazookas*
Peanut: Who wud want 2 help a maniac like u either! D: *summons an army of peanuts
Me: Mwahahahaha no matter how many u r, u r still peanuts!!! *steppin furiously on d walkin peanuts*
Peanut: Nooo u evil twisted human!! I swear to my peanutly blood I will enslave all mankind in this world, and the leguminoceae empire will rise!! D: *trying to dodge yet another stampede
"!!!" HOT DEBATE HERE!!! TOPIC: "The Vitallity of Peanuts' Existences on this Earth" *sweatdrop* I seriously don't know how our conversations could go into this kind of stupid debate with an equally stupid motion... *slaps forehead*
Me: Hohohoho wat a mighty roar of death-wish! All u huv in det body of urs is a pack of filthy cholestrol!!! N homo sapien will trample upon ur kind!!! *continue steppin on peanuts
Peanut: We are good cholestrol!! N if d mankind hates cholestrol dat much, why r u still feeding upon us, striped us of our source of power, abducted us from our residence, and incinerate us in a condemned metal which mankind refer to as frying pan?! D: *continuing 2 deliver a heartbreaking speech frm d top of d shelf
Me: *speechless* wow det was actually a vry amazing point... But of coz dere r still humans who adore ur taste, xpecially if u've been turned 2 peanutjam! N d reason why u'r stripped off ur soil is bcoz we humans planted u! We'r free 2 do as u please wid u! >=) *throwin bombs on top of d shelf*
Peanut: But now it's time for us the peanutkind to be free from this imperialism! Let us see a new land where we will walk away in freedom, not as a human's property but a free peanut individual! Ouch! *epic thrown away frm the shelf bcos of d explosion
Me: Wat wud become of our land if brainless peanuts rule upon it? Wat wud bcome of us if irresponsible peanuts reign the rules wid deir selfish authority? Wat wud bcome d society if peanuts r given d same rights as humans, d highest entities of god's creation??? *stomp towards d fallen peanut
Peanut: Humans wud stop torturing us species from the kingdom of plantae! And you humans, are the one who selfishly enough to consume the body of the species u rule over! It's time for you to end your dynasty, humans!! D: *slipped inside your shoes
*wat a speech lol XD
Me: Kingdom plantae shud just bow down on us d superior beings like they've always had 4 d past millions of years! We RULE over u, so u belong 2 us n we're free 2 do as u please 2 u lowly beings! Our dynasty will end if d world ends!!! *crush d peanut inside her shoe
Peanut: It's time for us 2 mark our names in d book of history! Our fate will change, power will b twisted, n d plants shall rise from d depth of darkness! Blood shall b spilled, n heads will roll, but d true sons n daughters of plantae kingdom will stand. It's time 4 revolution!! (ง'̀Д'́)ง *wiggled n struggling 2 break out of ur feet* aaah worst mistake ever!! *struggle more n tickle ur feet
Me: Dere's no page left 4 any peanuts 2 pledge deir story in d book of history! Power will remain on d two-legged legacy, as our ingenious brains huv blessed d land wid fertility n utmost grace. D earth is no place 4 lowly beings 2 trample on d peace *crush back d peanut*
Peanut: But don't u 4get, two-legged creatures, dat u live on d land blessed wid diverse vegetations who provided you wid all u need, who bowed 2 ur authority 4 thousand of years! U, mankind, cannot live w/out us, yet u ruled us wid ur cruelity, incinerate our brothers n ravaged our sisters! We shall avenge 4 our fallen brothers, humans! *trying 2 creep out of d shoe
Me: God blessed us with dose variegated vegetations in order 4 us humans 2 work upon as our properties, u, peanuts, r only a trivial part of d kingdom of plantae, so u huv not d slightest rite 2 exploit on d name of plantae! Ur brothers or sisters r carefully developed in plausible hands in order 2 fulfill d humans needs. Even if u strive on 2 break free, dis vicious cycle of nature shall not break n we humans will remain strong 2 defend it *kick d remaining pieces of peanut off
Peanut: I believe dat u humans forgot dat we d plantkind do exist b4 d 1st of u was born! Do u forget brothers n sisters of d plants who lived in d depth of forests doesn't need u 2 grow? We were actually living in peace b4 u humans cut us down frm our roots n exploit our fruits 2 make domesticated plants as u hav in ur flower pots rite now! D: *still pathetically defend her opinion despite her shell being broken XD
Me: Plants n peanuts, we admit det we do need all of u 2 survive, but det doesn't mean we need ur permission 4 us 2 use whole of ur entities 4 humans' benefit! N furthermore, d capability of humans r proven 2 d core from d fact det u pitiful creatures still exist in dis competitive earth! It's not guaranteed det ur kind can survive d drastic climate change or d ferocity of famished animals from wiping out each n evryone of u! It is bcoz of us det u still can breath a life in d earth in exchange det one day u'll bcome an important part 2 sustain human's life! *gettin xcited bcoz d peanut doesn't fight anymore
Peanut: But u see here humans, we do help u by converting heat and water into energy and oxygen! u would be famished without us, yet we do not even if u humans don't exist, a prove dat we plantae kingdom r more superior even if we dun hav tools for mobility! N yes, we wud survive, if we dun survive, we wud hav vanished after d ice age, n I believe u hav heard d term of "pioneer organism" n u shud hav known dat they're plants, not humans! *rearraging d broken shells n prepared a stance
Me: D fact det u lack of immobility is d undeniable proof det peanuts r indeed inferior n r not given d rights of 'liberty' as stated in d Universal Declaration of HUMAN Rights! So u r abstained of any common human rights n shud remain as slaves u r det serve 4 humans! Hello? R u even fully aware of d dfinition of pioneer organism? It's d organisms det inhabit d site of natural disaster in immediate notice. N d first 2 arrive n continue life in dere r lichens n algae not useless peanuts such as U!!! N humans r more den capable of catalyse d initial step of life in d 'death' site faster den any of ur 'immobile' organisms can hope 2 achieve! So eventhough we admit det we r not d one det become d root of life, we, can proudly say, det we can be d starters of it!!! *not givin any time n lunge wid a katana
Peanut: And u see dat we, plants could penetrate through even d hardest rock, n we r literally able 2 survive everywhere, while u humans, wud not make it if not 4 d green vegetation like us! N dats why we need a law of Plant's Rights, establish it, or else, this cud turn into a plant rebellion!! *blocks wid a shield
Me: U dun't even huv any seats in d legislatives, dere's no one 2 fight 4 u in d terms of law! N u shud be grateful det humans still nurture ur kind 2 continue living bcoz we need u, if we find no purpose of ur existences, we cud just simply wipe u out of dis earth, clean, without trace... N d fact det u r inconveniently immobile certainly wudn't support ur so called plan of 'plant rebellion'.. Heloooow, dis is not plants vs zombies u peanut! *tackle d shield off
Peanut: I do not hav any seats in d legislatives, but neither do u! N by dat statement u r actually backstabbing urself, as if u find us dat useful, u shouldn't hav treated us so badly. Beware humans, u hav awakened d wrath of d peanut, n u do not know how capable she is of provocating a rebellion! Humans shall be bound beneath our roots, liana will crept onto buildings n mosses will decompose ur body, as u hav destroyed our kind! *evil laughs n gets a new shield
Me: My human friends, who wud be more den happy 2 agree wid me, do. It's not a backstab, I'm strengthening my own point of us being d highest-level det stand above all creatures det roam d earth, r fully of aware of our own power which reign above d organisms det we enslave to fulfill our needs. We do not need 2 treat u as if u r our king bcoz of d simple reason det we cud USE n MANIPULATE u without actually wipin ur pitiful existences off of dis living ground! We huv d Power! *stabs d shield 2 oblivion
Peanut: And, my dear human friend, we do aware of ur power, yet we also aware of wat cud we do, n we r warning u humans, recognize our rights n privileges as free individuals, neither food nor decoration, or ur dis is d end of ur dynasty! Do take an example of Louis XVI and Joseph Stalin. Such evil dictatorship will end crumbled beneath d tortured ones like us!! D:< *do several backrolls n jumps into a bomber plane
Me: No recognition shud be endowed 4 ur kind simply bcoz u can't even defend ur stance verbally in legal court. Wat u cud do is no more den breath, photosynthesize, grow, n morph into sumthin 2 be of use 2 us.. Our toleration is limited to how much u can be beneficial of us, otherwise, we'll eliminate u without trace effortlessly as ur puny existences dun't even possess d power of mind or free mobility 2 defend urselves.. In contradiction, I'll present u wid d example of 350-years-enslaved n tortured indonesians who can do nothing against d power of d dutch. If humans can't attempt it in such a long time, den dere's no possible way a plant can no matter how many u r!
Peanut: Wat am I trying 2 say here is dat I am actually defending my stance, n we knew dat politicians of d plantkind are also capable of doing dat. N so is our tolerance, humans. It is true dat some of u hav been beneficial 4 us d plantkind, but u see here dat u humans r commiting a mass massacre upon us! U disembowel our brother and sisters in d forest, mutilating dem into pieces of wood n craft dem into furniture! While we, r patiently watching u destroying d earth, in hope dat u as d highest entity will change for d betterment of ur own planet of residence. But we've seen enough! Ur actions r nothing but futile! This is genocide! I, as d ruler of d plantkind, declared war!! D:
Me: Uuugh, I think our little war is enough... My eyes r burnin seeing so many lines of words!!! I'm tired of thinking!!! *eyes red and sore @ dis point*
Peanut: Yay!!! *do a peanutly dance while crying with red eyes*
N d winner to this sample of fricking stupid debate is.... d'Peanut van Hohenheim!!!
N det's the end! Wow I put it all here in just 5 minutes, hooray for internet n e-mail n especially copy-paste!!! :) I hope it can show you a little bit how a debate could be like... even if it's created unintentionally... But what lesson you guys can get is don't give up your stance no matter what unlike me at the end! Hahaha ^.^"
HinagikuHaven
~Woe is Her~
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Overall Impression~
Hiya my loyal palsss! Hinagiku has once again spared a generous bit of her precious time to grace the mundane floor of this blog to entertain all of you my lovely readers!!! ^.^ Hina~ is so happy to be of service of you all! In fact, Hina has pulled an all nighter to think about what to say here aaaaand what I decided to tell you is about… *drums magically appear and start rolling* A complete biography of my gorgeous life filled with magnificent, radiant, first-rated, incomp-
*shove Hina out of the chair* Fuuuh, that was close, a second away from having my poor dignity being mercilessly humiliated and rocketed to Saturn *sigh, ‘Why do I always start my entry with unnecessary self-exaltion that instead results me the opposite?’*
Ahem! Anyway putting that aside, I wish to type down what my overall opinions about my short study trip just to relieve them out of my head during the two weeks which I spent in the ground of Trinity College. Prior Warning! Tediously super looong post, separated conveniently into two parts in order to aid your visual endurance. Straighten up yer back, buckle up yer seat, and get ready for a ride on a laaasting but heart-throbbing adventure through the Appalachian mountain-range *or not* with me, Hinagiku, as yer magnificent tour guide!!! XXXD
Final advice, DON’T you dare backing out from the challenge and keep your mouse off the ‘back’ button!
Week 1 of the extensive Young Leaders Winter School programme was entitled ‘The Persuassive World’. As the name suggests, it’s focusing in the art of persuading people using tactical method and carefully constructed speech. The lecture took place in Swanston St Multimedia Room which is a part of The University of Melbourne. Every morning after consuming breakfast, we’re led by the mentors to the designated place to undertake our daily lectures.
Our teacher was a nice patient middle-aged woman whom always walked in class with a pleasant smile plastered on her lips. She taught us a lot of things, mainly related to human psychology as she is a psychologist herself, because persuassion strongly requires us to at least understand general human behaviours.
Her way of teaching was always interesting as she introduced us to the vast world of persuassion and slowly guided us to master the art of it. I personally think that her teaching was a persuassion itself because of the simple fact that I was completely entranced by her speaking skills. The words flowed out of her lips smoothly and she could effortlessly made such nicely-structured sentences which were heavily packed with knowledge and informations. Unlike my usual self, I always paid my full attention whenever she speaks up, and that was a feat itself. I consider myself to have such poor attention span and couldn’t focus for most of the time. But she seized my attention fully like a helpless fish on a hook without shedding a single sweat. Conclusion is, I extreeeeemely like her teaching and miss her terribly :’( Because I stupidly forget her name, let’s refer to her as ‘M’ (I am sure that her name is something that starts with M)
BOOO!!! WAKE UP! I know you’re falling asleep like about this point!!!
Here is an adorable super cute blinding-so-not-real-yellow chick pic for your tired eyes~
Chick: Alls yuu humooons mooust kept ryeding beecause pikoo issh sooooq cuteeeee!!! *blows chicken cherry-kisses * ^3^
Enough break? >:) Now on we go…
M told us a lot of intriguing facts about humans and their way of thinking, and every of it fascinated me. Her knowledge which was being shared to us weren’t typical ones like, broken home kids tend to have unstable minds, or criminals rob houses because of financial crisis, or how can young mothers execute abortion to their own fetus, or why McDonald’s has such stupid looking clown as its mascot, and etc. In fact, she gave us shocking details about what common people, like us, are capable of doing and why we do it. Yes, through her speech I went ‘aaah’ and ‘oooh’ without barely even blinking and practically digested every word with care and stored it safely in my mind.
It certainly will be useful someday as my basic weapon to face through life. After all, our lives are all about persuading people to do what we desire. It may seems selfish but think about it for a while. Without realizing it, we always and always base eveeeerything we say mainly for our own benefits. So the skills will certainly be handy at some point in life.
Let’s drop the formality here, and discuss something more aweeesome!!!
If you’re thinking that I’m a suuuuper geek for enjoying those kind of stupid lectures, take it back right now! Don’t make fun of M, she’s a really super incredibly all-filled-with-awesomeness-from-hair-to-toe ideal example of a teacher!!! I miss her heaps!!! M is downright and without doubt a-
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*readers all reading with raised eyebrow*
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*sigh* All right, all right, I’ll stop my incessant quacking right now! Would you like to hear my chicken-squawking instead? *A shoe comes colliding* Okay, okay, geez, lossen up a bit would ya, let’s get on with whatever I claim to be fun things.
As an example of the art of persuassion, we were given a chance to visit Melbourne Magistrates Court!!! Whooohooo!!! ……… What??? Now you’re asking me what’s so interesting about that? Let me tell you this, it’s super fun to see various handsome young men wearing those stupid curly white wigs and snicker about it to my seat mate during the court!!! >:D
It looks something like this!!! <3
Nah I’m kidding~, but I swear they did wear it! *although not as thick*
It’s interesting to see the process of legal courts and how fluent the defendants and assaultants can lash at each other through pure verbal war. I just love the three hours we spent there~ XD
And what I like the most about the fun stuffs was the rock climbing! It’s my first time of ever seeing such huuuge rock climbing indoor place! Here’s a picture of it:
I managed to get to the middle part but then I couldn’t reach out my fingers any further and so was forced to let go, sadly
And the most scary part? You will do this climbing session with a partner, that means someone completely inexperienced from the Winter School and doesn’t have any slightest idea about climbing, and entrusts the safety life-bearing rope to her… *my partner was Huyen* Still don’t get it? It means that your partner has to make sure that the ropes won’t get tangled to each other and should always be ready to brake the rope in case the one climbing slips out or something. THAT’S SUPER SCARY, because the partner has to always focus in altering between ‘pulling’ and ‘braking’ *the steps should always be carried out quickly one after another*. We also need to let go out our holds completely to have out partner do the job if we wish to go down, and it means trusting our partner completely to handle our life *if you climb high enough, and mine can be considered as deadly enough* In fact, one of my friend had nearly had her butt smashed to the ground because her parner pulled the brake at the last second… O.O
The rest of the entertainment stuffs were: Game Show Night, Bollywood Dancing, Trivia Night, Karaoke Night, Zumba, Melbourne Discovery Tour, Melbourned DFO Shopping Excursion, and last Valedictory Dinner *I wore my batik dress and many people complimented me for it ^.^*
This is the end of part one, DON’T GRUMBLE just YET, cheer up a bit! Quirk a smile to yer face, if not possible just find and glue one up, I’ll summarize up the week 2 until it’s suuuper shooort!
This week told me about Social Justice partaking in the world. I was given various speeches in a day about other people’s beliefs and the unique way they chose to devote their life to something.
I’ll just give you the most interesting one. From Phillip Wollen, Founder of Winsome Constance Kindness, he’s an admirable man who live the entire of his life according to his self-imposed life principle. He believes that humans are made to be vegetarians. He claimed that our teeth indicated that the molars, which take up most space in our mouth, are dedicated to ground on hard stems of plants and not to break up meat. If you take cow’s milk, then you’re taking the right of young calves. If you kill animals for consumption, then you’re taking the right of abundant food for predators.
He said that humans can’t just topple on the rights for animals just because we are of superior beings to them.
I quite don’t agree with this, mainly because of my Christian belief. When Israellite were stranded for years in the desert, they cried to God for food. So every day, God blessed them with flakes-like raw material for bread and told them to gather up what they need every morning. But soon Israelitte grew tired of it and once more demanded God to give them meat. So God sent massive flocks of birds which flew low to the Israellite’s camp so they were able to catch the birds easily. I believe in the Bible, and so I couldn’t accept his way of thinking because it would be contradictory for my belief of Christ.
But that didn’t mean I despise him or anything, he deserves to live his way as however he likes it, but I just chose not to implement it in my life.
We also went to NICA Circus Training to learn the basic arts of Circus. We were given everything from juggling, tightwire, hula hoops, aerial ring, flexibillity training, double-curtain, and many more. The thing I was best at was aerial ring. It involves you using your hands to grip the lower part of the ring which is stranded up in the air and pull your body up to sit on the ring. It is frightening, to successfully attain such act, you need to be upside down with only your hands supporting your body while you’re busy trying to sling both of your inner knees to rest in the inside of the circle. After that, you have to pull your body to be upright once more to sit in the loop.
~Official End~
Huwaaaaaah, holy huge hilly hind, that was suuuuper loooong! My shoulders feel like breaking and my eyes are suffering from major dehydration *can eyes experience dehydration?* !!! This might be my longest post so please don’t hail your hopes up for the next one, but don’t worry! I will still share you bits of my awesome life as often as I can! I know I am super inspirational and I’m proud of it! *get knocked out by a flying plasma TV*
Okaaaay folks~ I just received my third bumps for today because of my gorgeo- okay now that’s the fourth, so because you guys love me whole bunches, I guess I’ll rid myself of your super-awesome-for-putting-up-reading-to-this-point-readers eyes and go face some more awe-inspiring events in my life! Here are cookies for all of you! *throw some cookies* And I assure you that they’re certainly not some left-over expired Soy Joy cookie-bars my entire family have abandoned to eat any more because we agreed that it tasted gross and made of fake oat *wink* and lastly, Shame to all you readers who gave out reading in the middle because you’ve just lost your chance to read some life-worth impressive experiences given out generously by me, HinagikuHaven, the very girl whose blog you MUST read to increase your awesomeness level! ;p
DATTEBAYO!!!
~Woe is Her @ HinagikuHaven~
*shove Hina out of the chair* Fuuuh, that was close, a second away from having my poor dignity being mercilessly humiliated and rocketed to Saturn *sigh, ‘Why do I always start my entry with unnecessary self-exaltion that instead results me the opposite?’*
Ahem! Anyway putting that aside, I wish to type down what my overall opinions about my short study trip just to relieve them out of my head during the two weeks which I spent in the ground of Trinity College. Prior Warning! Tediously super looong post, separated conveniently into two parts in order to aid your visual endurance. Straighten up yer back, buckle up yer seat, and get ready for a ride on a laaasting but heart-throbbing adventure through the Appalachian mountain-range *or not* with me, Hinagiku, as yer magnificent tour guide!!! XXXD
Final advice, DON’T you dare backing out from the challenge and keep your mouse off the ‘back’ button!
Part 1
This part deliberates the events in week 1, The Persuassive WorldWeek 1 of the extensive Young Leaders Winter School programme was entitled ‘The Persuassive World’. As the name suggests, it’s focusing in the art of persuading people using tactical method and carefully constructed speech. The lecture took place in Swanston St Multimedia Room which is a part of The University of Melbourne. Every morning after consuming breakfast, we’re led by the mentors to the designated place to undertake our daily lectures.
Our teacher was a nice patient middle-aged woman whom always walked in class with a pleasant smile plastered on her lips. She taught us a lot of things, mainly related to human psychology as she is a psychologist herself, because persuassion strongly requires us to at least understand general human behaviours.
Her way of teaching was always interesting as she introduced us to the vast world of persuassion and slowly guided us to master the art of it. I personally think that her teaching was a persuassion itself because of the simple fact that I was completely entranced by her speaking skills. The words flowed out of her lips smoothly and she could effortlessly made such nicely-structured sentences which were heavily packed with knowledge and informations. Unlike my usual self, I always paid my full attention whenever she speaks up, and that was a feat itself. I consider myself to have such poor attention span and couldn’t focus for most of the time. But she seized my attention fully like a helpless fish on a hook without shedding a single sweat. Conclusion is, I extreeeeemely like her teaching and miss her terribly :’( Because I stupidly forget her name, let’s refer to her as ‘M’ (I am sure that her name is something that starts with M)
BOOO!!! WAKE UP! I know you’re falling asleep like about this point!!!
Here is an adorable super cute blinding-so-not-real-yellow chick pic for your tired eyes~
Chick: Alls yuu humooons mooust kept ryeding beecause pikoo issh sooooq cuteeeee!!! *blows chicken cherry-kisses * ^3^
Enough break? >:) Now on we go…
M told us a lot of intriguing facts about humans and their way of thinking, and every of it fascinated me. Her knowledge which was being shared to us weren’t typical ones like, broken home kids tend to have unstable minds, or criminals rob houses because of financial crisis, or how can young mothers execute abortion to their own fetus, or why McDonald’s has such stupid looking clown as its mascot, and etc. In fact, she gave us shocking details about what common people, like us, are capable of doing and why we do it. Yes, through her speech I went ‘aaah’ and ‘oooh’ without barely even blinking and practically digested every word with care and stored it safely in my mind.
It certainly will be useful someday as my basic weapon to face through life. After all, our lives are all about persuading people to do what we desire. It may seems selfish but think about it for a while. Without realizing it, we always and always base eveeeerything we say mainly for our own benefits. So the skills will certainly be handy at some point in life.
Let’s drop the formality here, and discuss something more aweeesome!!!
If you’re thinking that I’m a suuuuper geek for enjoying those kind of stupid lectures, take it back right now! Don’t make fun of M, she’s a really super incredibly all-filled-with-awesomeness-from-hair-to-toe ideal example of a teacher!!! I miss her heaps!!! M is downright and without doubt a-
…
*readers all reading with raised eyebrow*
…
…
*sigh* All right, all right, I’ll stop my incessant quacking right now! Would you like to hear my chicken-squawking instead? *A shoe comes colliding* Okay, okay, geez, lossen up a bit would ya, let’s get on with whatever I claim to be fun things.
As an example of the art of persuassion, we were given a chance to visit Melbourne Magistrates Court!!! Whooohooo!!! ……… What??? Now you’re asking me what’s so interesting about that? Let me tell you this, it’s super fun to see various handsome young men wearing those stupid curly white wigs and snicker about it to my seat mate during the court!!! >:D
It looks something like this!!! <3Nah I’m kidding~, but I swear they did wear it! *although not as thick*
It’s interesting to see the process of legal courts and how fluent the defendants and assaultants can lash at each other through pure verbal war. I just love the three hours we spent there~ XD
And what I like the most about the fun stuffs was the rock climbing! It’s my first time of ever seeing such huuuge rock climbing indoor place! Here’s a picture of it:
I managed to get to the middle part but then I couldn’t reach out my fingers any further and so was forced to let go, sadly
And the most scary part? You will do this climbing session with a partner, that means someone completely inexperienced from the Winter School and doesn’t have any slightest idea about climbing, and entrusts the safety life-bearing rope to her… *my partner was Huyen* Still don’t get it? It means that your partner has to make sure that the ropes won’t get tangled to each other and should always be ready to brake the rope in case the one climbing slips out or something. THAT’S SUPER SCARY, because the partner has to always focus in altering between ‘pulling’ and ‘braking’ *the steps should always be carried out quickly one after another*. We also need to let go out our holds completely to have out partner do the job if we wish to go down, and it means trusting our partner completely to handle our life *if you climb high enough, and mine can be considered as deadly enough* In fact, one of my friend had nearly had her butt smashed to the ground because her parner pulled the brake at the last second… O.OThe rest of the entertainment stuffs were: Game Show Night, Bollywood Dancing, Trivia Night, Karaoke Night, Zumba, Melbourne Discovery Tour, Melbourned DFO Shopping Excursion, and last Valedictory Dinner *I wore my batik dress and many people complimented me for it ^.^*
This is the end of part one, DON’T GRUMBLE just YET, cheer up a bit! Quirk a smile to yer face, if not possible just find and glue one up, I’ll summarize up the week 2 until it’s suuuper shooort!
Part 2
The perspective of SOCIAL JUSTICEThis week told me about Social Justice partaking in the world. I was given various speeches in a day about other people’s beliefs and the unique way they chose to devote their life to something.
I’ll just give you the most interesting one. From Phillip Wollen, Founder of Winsome Constance Kindness, he’s an admirable man who live the entire of his life according to his self-imposed life principle. He believes that humans are made to be vegetarians. He claimed that our teeth indicated that the molars, which take up most space in our mouth, are dedicated to ground on hard stems of plants and not to break up meat. If you take cow’s milk, then you’re taking the right of young calves. If you kill animals for consumption, then you’re taking the right of abundant food for predators.
He said that humans can’t just topple on the rights for animals just because we are of superior beings to them.
I quite don’t agree with this, mainly because of my Christian belief. When Israellite were stranded for years in the desert, they cried to God for food. So every day, God blessed them with flakes-like raw material for bread and told them to gather up what they need every morning. But soon Israelitte grew tired of it and once more demanded God to give them meat. So God sent massive flocks of birds which flew low to the Israellite’s camp so they were able to catch the birds easily. I believe in the Bible, and so I couldn’t accept his way of thinking because it would be contradictory for my belief of Christ.
But that didn’t mean I despise him or anything, he deserves to live his way as however he likes it, but I just chose not to implement it in my life.
We also went to NICA Circus Training to learn the basic arts of Circus. We were given everything from juggling, tightwire, hula hoops, aerial ring, flexibillity training, double-curtain, and many more. The thing I was best at was aerial ring. It involves you using your hands to grip the lower part of the ring which is stranded up in the air and pull your body up to sit on the ring. It is frightening, to successfully attain such act, you need to be upside down with only your hands supporting your body while you’re busy trying to sling both of your inner knees to rest in the inside of the circle. After that, you have to pull your body to be upright once more to sit in the loop.
~Official End~
Huwaaaaaah, holy huge hilly hind, that was suuuuper loooong! My shoulders feel like breaking and my eyes are suffering from major dehydration *can eyes experience dehydration?* !!! This might be my longest post so please don’t hail your hopes up for the next one, but don’t worry! I will still share you bits of my awesome life as often as I can! I know I am super inspirational and I’m proud of it! *get knocked out by a flying plasma TV*
Okaaaay folks~ I just received my third bumps for today because of my gorgeo- okay now that’s the fourth, so because you guys love me whole bunches, I guess I’ll rid myself of your super-awesome-for-putting-up-reading-to-this-point-readers eyes and go face some more awe-inspiring events in my life! Here are cookies for all of you! *throw some cookies* And I assure you that they’re certainly not some left-over expired Soy Joy cookie-bars my entire family have abandoned to eat any more because we agreed that it tasted gross and made of fake oat *wink* and lastly, Shame to all you readers who gave out reading in the middle because you’ve just lost your chance to read some life-worth impressive experiences given out generously by me, HinagikuHaven, the very girl whose blog you MUST read to increase your awesomeness level! ;p
DATTEBAYO!!!
~Woe is Her @ HinagikuHaven~
Me Rocccks~
Breaking news! Someone incredibly aweeesome is currently paving her glorious way into the global blog world! And YOU, who are currently locking your eyes into the screen right now and possibly frowning your foreheads in confusion *or in awe*, are extreeemely lucky for being chosen as limited premium readers who can take a glimpse of my awesome lif-
*cough* sorry, that was my more-narcissist self that was talking, I’ve locked her up now somewhere
Buuuuuut really, I have some shooocking news to tell you guys! *drums roll* I FINALLY know HOW to change the super big title that I found out was actually called ‘Site Title’! Boooo yeah, take that confusing internet blogging site!!! *thumbs down to the screen* AAAAAND That’s not all!!! Yesterday I’ve just fixed my Tagline and background, aaaaand I am very satisfied with the result!!! *rocks came flying from all direction*Okay okay I’ve talked enough nonsense, let’s get to the more serious part.
For my official first entry, I would like to start with telling you guys about a programme I’ve recently joined and lasted for a full two weeks. It was called ‘Young Leaders Winter School’, a special programme beginning on 1stJuly to 15thJuly specifically designed to dedicatedly nurture young willing teenagers’ minds to a more mature level. Located in the prestigious and secluded Trinity College, Melbourne Australia, I’ve experienced numerous valuable life-lessons and received more than I would have imagined possible in mere two weeks.
“My awesome friends gathered together in the field of Trinity”
“Trinity College main office building”
At first, the mere thought of having to spend my valuable last days of holidays in an unfamiliar place for a lengthy amount of time (especially when it’s time for me to leave my home), didn’t amuse me in the slightest and I was not very enthusiastic about it. Don’t get me wrong, I am not saying that I didn’t appreciate the chance, it’s just… it’s that strange vibe you get when you know that you’ll certainly be separated from your precious home and family for a long time. Especially since I was aware that I would know no one there, everyone was a stranger to me, and I would be alone in the middle of mixed-races unfamiliar teenagers.
I was further discouraged by the ridiculously cold weather. I can tolerate cold temperature but it’s not your typical shivering cold, but rather biting unpleasant cold that made you feel that you’re standing naked under the mercy of the low temperature. I felt alienated even more.
The first day of entry, I hurried myself to my room and left my two suitcases there. From the name tag posted on the room’s door, I found out that my roommate was a Vietnamese called Huyen (it’s not necessary for me to leak out her family name). She was apparently already in the JCR (Junior Conference Room) for the warming-up icebreaker with the mentors. I immediately went there.
Inside, I was amazed by the sight of a lot of teenagers having already set themselves in a circle, and a lot of them were certainly caucasians (blond hair and blue eyes were dead give-aways). They’re playing a game where when you hear your name is announced, you must duck and two people on your sides must direct their gun-shaped fingers to you and shout ‘BANG!’ outloud. The person who loses is the one who is late to duck, or if one of the two shooters loses in speed in saying ‘BANG!’ and ends up getting shot by the other person.
And at first, I know absolutely nothing about the game, I just knew that they’re shouting some foreign words to each other *some of the names are very unfamiliar and weird*. And when my name was announced, I just stood there, shocked to death, when both people next to me yelled my ears off with a very loud ’BANG!’. And some embarassing moments later, I was told to sit because I apparently had ‘lost’ the game.
After that, I got to meet with Huyen, my Vietnamese roommate, and she was veeery awesome! I instantly took a liking to her.
Night came fast, we were told to procede to the Dining Hall. Seated in my respectable group, dinner served, words were exchanged, before a Welcome Speech was delivered by the head of the programme. She told us about our daily basic activities and introduced us the mentors one by one. They’re all quite young adults, age between 19 to 22, most of them were still in university studying different majors.
After informing that curfew was strictly on 11p.m. and activities would start on 9a.m., we were dismissed to our respective rooms. I got to know Huyen more as we exchanged some informations about our countries, we were practically amazed at how close our countries are from each other yet how different.
I think that’s it for introduction and my opinion on the first day! I still have tooooons to tell you about, but I decided that I don’t need to bore you any longer! XD Next few posts would still be centering around this particular topic but don’t worry, they’re all awesome and inspiring stories!!!
p.s. please do not copyright, illegally pirate, or mention some contents directly acquired from this site for your personal interests. The reason is because you will make such mouth-watering profit from announcing this awesome blog’s content alone! And I’m too cheap to give you credits for it! >:D
DATTEBAYO!!!
~Woe Is Her @ HinagikuHaven~
Nice to meet ya world~
Hi~ this will be my first post as a newbie blogger so I would like to use this chance to briefly introduce myself!
Once again, HI!!! It’s nice to meet y’all nice fellow girls/boys who apparently have too much time on your hands and accidentally bump into this blog of mine! Buuuuuuut, all worries aside mate! You’ve come into a puuuuuurfect place where everything is so awesome that you’ll cry your eyes out in front of your desktop, Superman suddenly showed up dressed in a Hula skirt flirtatiously dancing the Macarena and singing a cracked version of ‘I’m too sexy’ while reading my- *a rock called self-consciousness suddenly bumps forehead*
Ah~ sorry ’bout that! I’m just too excited because this is the first time I will expose my personal self to readers’ *if there’s any* opinions and justifications so I feel very hyper!!! *shout ‘I’m the king of the world!!!’ on the edge of Titanic*
And if you’re wondering about the ‘Woe is her’ text that was posted as the super big title on the upper part of the blog perhaps called as main-title or prime-subject or uuuuh, something, please don’t worry about it! This blog isn’t as depressing as I made it sound to be. It’s actually the masterpiece result from my poor deprieved-of-sleep brain condition while creating the account until I just typed whatever I had stored in my head. And I’m not sure how to change it hahahaha *sweatdrop*.
Sooooo because of that just refer to me as hinagiku *I have no idea why I came up with that name too*, I think I created that name because of my extreme love for Japanese manga and anime, that name just suddenly came invading my mind and, no matter how I tried to dismiss it, refused to bug off so I just kinda used it! XD
And here we go with the ‘actual’ unimportant self introduction. I’m a girl, if someone hasn’t realized it yet, and in 16.5 years have I been residing on this divine ground of holy mother-earth where endless lush layers of trees have stood firm since- *slaps self* okay, I’m sane now, let’s just get this over with. I like watching films *especially anime and American series!*, play computer games, and other useless things teenagers often do to waste their time. And I like reading! *bring a gigantic highlighter to the screen*
Ok I think it’s enough waste of space, sorry for bothering y’all with my endless ramblings, so this is it about me!
I would really like to type ‘I love you all’ here, but since I don’t even have the slightest idea about you so I will instead saycomment or die please read my future posts and if possible get to know me more! XDDD
~Woe Is Her @ HinagikuHaven~
Ah~ sorry ’bout that! I’m just too excited because this is the first time I will expose my personal self to readers’ *if there’s any* opinions and justifications so I feel very hyper!!! *shout ‘I’m the king of the world!!!’ on the edge of Titanic*
And if you’re wondering about the ‘Woe is her’ text that was posted as the super big title on the upper part of the blog perhaps called as main-title or prime-subject or uuuuh, something, please don’t worry about it! This blog isn’t as depressing as I made it sound to be. It’s actually the masterpiece result from my poor deprieved-of-sleep brain condition while creating the account until I just typed whatever I had stored in my head. And I’m not sure how to change it hahahaha *sweatdrop*.
Sooooo because of that just refer to me as hinagiku *I have no idea why I came up with that name too*, I think I created that name because of my extreme love for Japanese manga and anime, that name just suddenly came invading my mind and, no matter how I tried to dismiss it, refused to bug off so I just kinda used it! XD
And here we go with the ‘actual’ unimportant self introduction. I’m a girl, if someone hasn’t realized it yet, and in 16.5 years have I been residing on this divine ground of holy mother-earth where endless lush layers of trees have stood firm since- *slaps self* okay, I’m sane now, let’s just get this over with. I like watching films *especially anime and American series!*, play computer games, and other useless things teenagers often do to waste their time. And I like reading! *bring a gigantic highlighter to the screen*
Ok I think it’s enough waste of space, sorry for bothering y’all with my endless ramblings, so this is it about me!
I would really like to type ‘I love you all’ here, but since I don’t even have the slightest idea about you so I will instead say
DATTEBAYO!!!
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